Rex Ryan likes to use hyperboles, says Jets-Patriots game is as important as Super Bowl III

If you can describe Rex Ryan in the three worst possible ways, you’d probably include the following words:

1. Normal
2. Humble
3. Quiet

Rex Ryan is neither of these, you guys. That jolly old fool just loves to talk, brag and tip-toe his way out of normalcy.

And Rex Ryan’s back at it. He likes hyperbole’s so he’s not afraid to describe to you how much this Jets-Patriots game means to him. So much so, that he thinks this game levels up to the significance displayed in the Jets-Colts Super Bowl game in Super Bowl III.

Here’s some other important events that Rex Ryan feels the Jets-Patriots game on Sunday rivals in significance:

• The birth of his first child
• The birth of his mother
• Bill Belichick’s first time wearing a hooded sweatshirt
• The first time Rex Ryan saw his wife’s feet
• The release of 8Mile
• The day he lost his virginity
• His discovery of a sweater vest

Tell us, readers: What other days do you think Rex Ryan feels pale in comparison to the Jets-Pats game this Sunday?

 

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